Open Letter to the cycling gods

Dear Fausto, Eddie, Mario, Maurizio, Lance, Floyd, Jan, Ivan, and George,

Please forgive me for the transgressions I am about to commit by stuffing my face on this Thanksgiving. I know i'm supposed to be losing 10 more lbs to get down to 10% body fat, but the stuffing, turkey, sweet potatoes, gravy, devilled eggs, and fois gras are beggin me to accost them orally. I promise i'll play make up.

Anyway, I'll be suffering enough as it is on Sunday's Cross race. (should be hilarious).

Love,

Christophe

PS- i could use a new set a ksyriums, and a 2007 campy veloce gruppo for my cross bike. how bout it?

Bonus points for anyone who can name the full names of the cycling gods I was addressing.

Happy Thanksgiving, Kids!